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Rhyme and Reason

                                    AZER N. PARROCHA, Faces Editor
                                                  Coping with the end




                                    each day passes, we are brought   Well, whether they are good or   Flame for giving me the opportu-
                                    one step closer to the end—not    bad  ones,  these  ends  must  all   nity to write, putting up with ex-
                                    of the world, but of many other   lead to some beginnings. I am at   pired deadlines and workshops I
                                    different things.         least thankful that some endings   failed to attend, and for at least
                                      Say  for  example,  deadlines.   make me realize that I should be   letting  me  pretend  like  there  is
                                    In my case, writing would always   less  serious  about  some  things   actually something I am good at
                                    follow  the  same  process—the   and  appreciate  other  things   doing.
              EMEMBER the sick End of   articles  I  write  or  edit  would   more.         Thank  you  to  the  people
              the  World  prediction  this   come way past the deadline and   In  that  case,  I  would  like  to   who take the trouble to read my
         R2012? Well, if that is true   I would have to constantly apolo-  acknowledge  the  people  who   works, both journalistic and liter-
         then I am glad to be one of the   gize to the people who make up   have kept my sanity in check un-  ary; to all those who believe in
         last batches of students to gradu-  the editorial board (sorry, sorry,   til now. Thank you to my college   me more than I do of myself; and
         ate college (I write that with pun   again).         classmates,  4JRN1  batch  2012,   to  certain  individuals  that  may
         intended).                   Writing does not come easy   I  appreciate  the  time  we  spent   have once or twice served as the
           From my aimless Google-ing,   for  me,  even  if  most  people   learning,  cramming,  and  laugh-  inspiration to many of my starry-
         which in my alternate dimension   would think it should. I am con-  ing  together.  I  have  high  hopes   eyed fantasies.
         would  pass  as  research  work,   stantly  faced  with  the  dilemma   that  we  will  all  have  promising   Thank you to my best friends
         I  found  out  that  the  2012  phe-  of  having  to  write  for  a  faculty   careers in the future. I will miss   (especially Roanne and Paula) for
         nomenon  adopts  different  ver-  wherein lay the greatest critics.   you all to pieces.  having to put up with my ranting,
         sions depending on the belief it   With  the  case  I  have  with  me   Thank you to my high school   sulking,  and  craziness.  I  know
         is  based  on.  Most  of  these  so-  now, writing a “farewell column”   classmates,  the  Rockhoundz.  I   that  if  I  asked,  you  would  even
         called events point the dreaded   feels  like  writing  a  breakup  let-  look forward to the next reunion   go as far as writing this column
         date  on  which  this  will  happen   ter for the millionaire boyfriend   we  will  have  and  trust  by  that   for me, kidding aside.
         on December 21, 2012.      I never had.              time,  we  will  be  complete  like   Thank  you  to  my  relatives,
           Some  prophetic  geniuses   Another  example  would  be   the  old  slogan  for  the  Centrum   cousins, “Titos” and “Titas”, “Lo-
         would say that these predictions   the end of our collegiate educa-  commercial.   los”  and  “Lolas”,  who  promised
         are linked together while others   tion. The real world is much big-  Thank  you  to  all  my  friends   me  they  will  be  first  in  line  to
         would say otherwise.  One could   ger and much scarier than having   from  this  Faculty  whom  I  met   have a book authored by me in
         imagine  these  scenes  as  vividly   to decide on what to major on.   from  the  same  organizations,   the  future.  I  hope  I  will  not  let
         as  how  science  fiction  movies   Job hunting is just the beginning,   Physical Education classes, com-  you down.
         or  TV  shows  are  made—the  ar-  having to keep a job is a differ-  mon friends, and etcetera. I had   To my “Tatay”, who was over-
         rival of the next solar maximum,   ent story. But before that, there   memories  with  you  I  can  only   seas my whole college life—not
         or the Earth being engulfed by a   would of course be the thesis in   count on my fingers, but I value   once  have  I  felt  like  you  cared
         black  hole,  passing  asteroid,  or   which with high hopes, my group   them just the same.   for me any less, in fact, I felt that
         another planet.            mates and I would have already   Thank you to all those people   you loved us way too much. To
           This  prediction  also  coined   finished by now.   who  were  part  my  high  school   my “Nanay”, whom I have hardly
         many recognized terms like The   As a child, the written word   alma  mater,  Child  Development   ever agreed with—thank you for
         Day  of  Reckoning  (time  of  pun-  first  led  me  to  appreciate  the   and Guidance Center, especially   tolerating my stubbornness and
         ishment),  Judgement  Day,  The   things  that  my  underdeveloped   the teachers and “children” who   for  sacrificing  so  much  of  your-
         Apocalypse  (total  destruction),   mind  could  not  fully  grasp  at   inspired  me  to  stay  young  at   self for our family. To my younger
         and  Armageddon  (the  all-de-  that time. It was education that   heart.       brother,  the  intellectual  rock
         stroying  war).  Putting  it  in  the   showed me the reasons behind   To all the Artlets professors,   star, I have yet to write the lyr-
         Christian context makes it sound   these “things.”   the  coolest  professors  in  this   ics to your music. I will keep my
         even  more  frightening.  Google   In the words of British writer   University, I might not remember   promise to pay for your college
         will easily provide you with sites   Caroline Bird, “A liberal-arts edu-  all  the  lessons  you  taught  me,   tuition, which I have about four
         like endoftheworldprophecy.com   cation is supposed to provide you   but most of them I will definitely   years to earn.
         or endofworld.net.         with a value system, a standard,   apply once I enter the real world.   And  to  the  most  powerful,
           It is quite odd how this pre-  a set of ideas, and not a job.” It   Thank you.  all-knowing  Creator  of  the  Uni-
         diction  can  scare  some  people   looks  as  if  we,  Arts  and  Letters   Thank you to my dorm mates   verse, You unquestionably know
         out of their wits. Why should we   (Artlets)  students,  have  got  it   at Sta. Catalina Ladies Residence   what I have to thank You for.
         be  afraid  when  many  prophe-  tough,  but  that  is  not  where  it   (SCLR) for being patient enough   There  will  always  be  more
         cies or predictions have already   ends. It gets tougher each day.   to listen to my stories. (Sorry for   for us to say, more memories to
         failed?  Perhaps it is because we   Even  the  greatest  scientists   asking you to pack dinner for me   make.  It  does  not  matter  how
         have doubts about our ability to   know  very  well  that  science   sometimes, Asel, Jinky, Gen).   long  or  how  many  they  are.
         handle uncertainty.        cannot  provide  answers  to  all   Thank you to the gifted peo-  What matters is how good they
           While I might not necessarily   questions—what more those ex-  ple who make up the Varsitarian,   are. At any rate, it is not like it is
         believe  in  any  of  these  predic-  istential  “why”  questions.  Why   the  Journalese,  the  Thomasian   going to be the end of the word.
         tions, I am sure of one thing—as   do  some  things  have  to  end?   Writers Guild, and of course, the   No, not now. Not just yet. F
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